The lengths that people go through to avoid door dings! The entire parking lot is empty and this genius parked between a bush and a garbage container. Since he took the safest parking spot in the mall I ended up parking a little further - just to be safe. It's a good 1-2 minute walking distance, but at least your car is safe.

I think the next step after this is to have a friend go in and do the shopping, while you sit in the parked car with a baseball bat.