Good advice

He can perform in the circus with that number:

The girl in the back doesn't look too happy.

This is an old commercial, but still funny:

Since we're on the subject, here are some hands-on instructions on how to gift wrap a cat:

New IKEA store has opened in Ottawa - now the largest in Canada: 640 seats in the new restaurant, 55 room settings, 3 full home displays, 36 cash lanes, 1,200 parking spaces, 1,761 bin locations for product pickup and more energy efficiency than ever before (40 per cent better than IKEA’s last store), 1.3 km journey through the store and a total of 9,500 IKEA products.

First shoppers:

This one is a particularly advanced neanderthal - he mastered the bank machine. Still needs some practice with doors that lock:

You have to give him credit for quickly finding a solution.

I thought only humans could do that:

Joe LoCicero’s, from Marysville, Ohio, drove his 1990 Honda Accord to 1 million miles - on original engine. What's his secret? Regular maintenance, high quality parts and safe driving.

Yes, he's got a parade and a new car, but the main question is - how much is this guy driving a year? 1990 is long gone and he had some miles on the car, but 1,000,000?? It turns out - he drives on average 48,000 miles per year. (For those of you who were raised in metric, it's 77,248km). That's 6,437km per month, which comes up to about 210-260km per day (depending if he misses a day here or there).

Remember that kid Sid from Toy Story? Well, we find out what happened to him in Toy Story 3:

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Because you know, that's a big gun: