I've decided that I'll become a rights activist. I'm not sure what rights I will stand up for yet. Everybody is doing something nowadays and I feel like I'm missing out. Based on preliminary research, I can share the following with anyone wanting to become a rights activist:
Join a group that is going to win regardless whether you join or not.
This is the first thing to look for. Don't join a group that is bound to lose or disband, like support for a Lobster Liberation Front.
Pick a popular trend
Gay rights is a popular one and the job is halfway done for you already. No group meetings, no demonstrations, the banner ads are already done, celebrity endorsements, etc - all you have to do is a little google search and boom - copy/paste into facebook and you're a gay rights activist.
Know your limits
Don't join groups for which you can end up dead or in jail. (Unless that is your goal)
That's all I have for now. Next time we will go over how to further narrow down your choices, so stay tuned.
And some humour: