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Its mostly random, impulsive ideas that pop into my head, however these are the things that stuck over the years that I still plan on doing at some point in my life


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What is it that makes us human? Is it that we love, that we fight? That we laugh? Cry? Our curiosity? The quest for discovery?
Driven by these questions, filmmaker and artist Yann Arthus-Bertrand spent three years collecting real-life stories from 2,000 women and men in 60 countries. Working with a dedicated team of translators, journalists and cameramen, Yann captures deeply personal and emotional accounts of topics that unite us all; struggles with poverty, war, homophobia, and the future of our planet mixed with moments of love and happiness.

Volume 1:


Learn how to play guitar

This has been on my todo list since high school. I never had the time (or I thought I didn't) and now I feel this is something I can't live without.

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And some humour:



Rights activist

blank protest signI've decided that I'll become a rights activist. I'm not sure what rights I will stand up for yet. Everybody is doing something nowadays and I feel like I'm missing out. Based on preliminary research, I can share the following with anyone wanting to become a rights activist:

Join a group that is going to win regardless whether you join or not.

This is the first thing to look for. Don't join a group that is bound to lose or disband, like support for a Lobster Liberation Front.

Pick a popular trend

Gay rights is a popular one and the job is halfway done for you already. No group meetings, no demonstrations, the banner ads are already done, celebrity endorsements, etc - all you have to do is a little google search and boom - copy/paste into facebook and you're a gay rights activist.

Know your limits

Don't join groups for which you can end up dead or in jail. (Unless that is your goal)

That's all I have for now. Next time we will go over how to further narrow down your choices, so stay tuned.


And some humour:

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Quit your day job

Good advice



Goals for next year

goals for next year


Finish what I've started

Too many things are happening on the run and in many cases I can't finish what I've started. One of the future plans would be to go back and finish those things.

Start a coin collection

Old coins

I've always been fascinated with coins, for several reasons:

  1. There's a lot of history behind them
  2. They are shiny (in most cases)
  3. They go up in value (generally)

Visit Curitiba, Brazil

Located in Southern Brazil, Curitiba is a somewhat humid city in a Subtropical zone. It is located in a plateau and the flat terrain with flooded areas contribute to its mild and damp winter, with average temperatures of 13 °C (55 °F) in the coldest month, falling slightly below 0 °C (32 °F), on the coldest days. During summer, the average temperature is around 21 °C (70 °F), but gets above 32 °C (90 °F) on hot days. It received snowfall in 1928 and 1975. The highest temperature ever recorded in the city was 35.6 °C (96.1 °F). The all-time record lowest temperature was −8 °C (17.6 °F), but there is an unofficial record of −10.4 °C (13 °F).


Visit Mars

Earth is getting over-populated and because there are so many of us, people are starting to get into each other's business. Moving to Mars would be ideal - get my hands on the prime real estate.
If colonization is not possible, I'm willing to settle on just visiting the planet.

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