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Lenin's Mausoleum

Lenin-Mausoleum-02Russia has achieved some stability over the past several years - the economy is growing, jobs are appearing, investors are coming (excluding the results of the recent global recession, which affected pretty much every country). People hope that this stability will stay - or at least not get worse. Since a lot of Russians are superstitious people, believing that any change into the fabric of the world will upset the balance, they try to keep everything the same (Why do you think Ladas in the 21st century still look like something that belongs in a museum?). This of course, includes burying the dead leader - Vladimir Lenin. Walter's theory is that Lenin will become the symbol of Russia's stability - as long as his body stays in the mausoleum, stability will remain in Russia.

Last Updated on Thursday, 07 October 2010 07:55 Read more...
 

We live in a matrix

Walter claims that we live in a matrix, controlled by aliens or some other kind of more intelligent life. Most of our actions (down to what we wear and how often we brush our teeth) have been pre-programmed and we are living a scripted life. As such, it is hard to change it's course. Even though we believe that we are free to do what we want, its only an illusion. Dramatic changes in our lives will lead to suffering and overall anxiety of the individual or individuals around (you are disrupting their course as well). That's why bad guys always stay bad guys, alcoholics always stay alcoholics (even though some of them are trying hard to quit) and so on.

Matrix_Agents

Last Updated on Friday, 27 May 2011 09:44 Read more...
 

Banking crisis

Walter's theory on the banking crisis (this is why they have failed):

 

Last Updated on Thursday, 04 February 2010 12:06 Read more...
 

Walter says...

This is what happens when you become a government employee:

shwatrz

Last Updated on Friday, 08 January 2010 09:58
 

Walter on get rich quick

Walter's take on get rich quick:

  1. I'm hoping to either win the lottery
  2. Another option is finding a briefcase full of cash
 

Marketing strategy

Put "free" and "limit one per customer" on any piece of junk people will come to you and form a lineup. Has been tested in Canadian and US markets.

This can be anything - so be creative. If you are selling shoes - put "free set of shoelaces", if you are selling coffee, put "free donut hole", selling burgers - "free extra layer of onions for fresher breath" and so on. The sky is the limit.

 

Good times and bad times

Comedies became popular lately. This is because of the general atmosphere around - when times are bad, comedies are popular, when times are good people watch dramas.
Last Updated on Thursday, 21 May 2009 09:26
 

Attention span

Our attention span shortens as the years go by. Do you hear the words that are coming out of my face? 

Last Updated on Thursday, 30 April 2009 09:33
 

Self medication

(Regarding sneezing): If you keep it quiet it is pointless since the bad stuff stays in your nose. You have to get it out with full force in order to stay healthy.
Last Updated on Wednesday, 26 November 2008 07:44
 

Miracles of medicine

Doctors can eat and perform an autopsy at the same time. Just use one hand for each task.
 

Observations taken out of context

(Investment planning): The chart looks pretty flat to me
Last Updated on Wednesday, 26 November 2008 07:50
 
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